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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
Three little ducks go into a bar. “Hello, what’s your name?” the bartender asks the first duck. “Huey,” he replies. “How’s your day been, Huey?” the...
A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to...
Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it,” was his solemn response. “Johnny,...
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going...
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the husband’s examination, the doctor then said to...
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how...
An avid golfer was late coming home from his weekly game. As he dragged himself wearily through the door, his worried wife met him. “Honey,” she...
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it”, he...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar,...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely...
