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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in...
There’s a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed. A friend approaches him and asks, “Why the long face, Ralph?” “Oh, I’m...
Rabbi Levy had to spend time in a Catholic hospital. He became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into...
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies,...
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!”...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived,...
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to...
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I...
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter....
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over...
