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Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses...
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout...
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained...
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dining room totally undressed and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed...
One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the...
“So, Jimmy,” said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. “What did you learn in school today?” “To tell you the truth,”...
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m...
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed however, that...
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No,...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
He: Haven’t we met before? She: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic. He: Is this seat empty? She: Yes, and this one will...
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,”...
A Doctor was addressing a large audience. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....
An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
An woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked....
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
