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Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled […]
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Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it […]
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A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, […]
A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous […]
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A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, “I think my dog is […]