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Tommy is a really forgetful man. It’s not that he hasn’t had any experiences in life, he just forgets many of them. He needed a new...
Dave is in the court because of domestic violence. “These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge. “Is this true?” “Yes,”...
Two guys are standing outside… on their smoke break, they both pull out a cigarette and look at each other. The first guy looks at the...
I pull up at a gas station in broad way to get a water. As I got out now. I can’t make this up. I noticed...
Three nuns are traveling in a bus when it crashes… All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates,...
Two armadillos are walking through Sahara. Above them, a flock of anvils is flying. “Where are you folks flying to?” First armadillo asks. “To Morocco” replies...
Two boys, Nathaniel and Daniel, are captured by a madman. Daniel is sent into a room with a one way window that only Daniel could see...
What are you drinking?” He asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?” Then he shows him: He swigs some...
I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view mirror. “It’s £40 if you throw up on my seats.” I...
The couple are clearly tourists, and when the couple sits down at a table. The waitress noticed that the old man is missing a part of...
My wife is going to kill me,” he says. “She told me not to get so drunk that you throw-up on yourself again.” “Not to worry,...
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, And then give the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze...
A sick stag was lying in a corner, helpless and weak. He was glad he had collected enough grass to last him through his period of...
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a...
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other...
Juan always attended Sunday services at his paris. But then he began to find that the pastor always said the same things, So he stopped going...
There was an old Iranian who was intensely proud of two things his long, White beard that reached down to his chest, And his ability to...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A young guy called tommy bought a horse from a farmer. For $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day....
