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A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor...
The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything...
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
A man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the...
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and...
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the...
Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the...
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and...
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so...
“Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?” the doctor asked the patient. “I just can’t seem to lose the...
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. Says He: “I’m sorry honey but I’m up to my neck in work today” Says...
Five blondes go into a bar and one of them says to the bartender, “A round of drinks for me and my friends.” They get their...
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!” “I’ve been circumcised.” the...
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone...
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited...
