Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Big...
He Emperor of China had sent some peaches to the king of; Tondmandalam with a note stating that the fruit gave long life to anyone who...
He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room. Where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the...
Once upon a time a river ran through a green field. There lived an ant beside the stream. One day the ant went to stream to...
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company. And hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, And...
A Giant Oak stood near a brook in which grew some slender Reeds. When the wind blew, The great Oak stood proudly upright with its hundred...
During their vocabulary session. The teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”...
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, He had never been taught the old secrets, And when he looked at the sky, He...
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only. The wife and the 9 kids are...
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. “Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest. And spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
The Captain called the Sergeant. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. You better go tell him and send him in...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
On his way to the protest site he sees. One guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom. And knowing his...
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She...
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club. one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs,...
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am...
Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asked the man. “Watch this,” said the...