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A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. Says He: “I’m sorry honey but I’m up to my neck in work today” Says...
Five blondes go into a bar and one of them says to the bartender, “A round of drinks for me and my friends.” They get their...
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!” “I’ve been circumcised.” the...
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone...
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited...
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he...
On the first day of third grade, Little Johnny’s teacher was conducting a game to break the ice for the new students. The appointed student was...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat “you lived...
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs....
It’s late, the bartender and a guy are the only ones left in the bar. The guy pushes his empty beer glass over to the edge...
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator...
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money...
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He starts sawing a...
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extremely drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how...
Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Cabot San Lucas, Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they...
