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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A little boy once put his hand into a jar. The jar was full of nuts. He tried to take out as many as his hand...
About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, he read his name in the obituary column....
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same...
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village....
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door....
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree...
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind...
The Catholic priest in a small town had become very perturbed, and he decided to lay it on the line to the congregation. “Brothers, sisters,” he...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we...
