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A Gnat flew over the meadow with much buzzing. For so small a creature and settled on the tip of one of the horns of a...
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He...
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he...
I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally...
Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie...
Father: “That’s great, son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u...
A Zen master had hundreds of disciples. They all prayed at the right time, except one, who was always drunk. The master was growing old. Some...
He goes to his local priest to see if he has an answer. The boy presents the question and the priest is completely at a loss...
A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Soon a Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out. That the truck was...
One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart. His friend told him, “There is a possibility to make the truck...
So a moth goes into a podiatrists office. Come in,” says the podiatrist, “What’s the problem?” The moth drops down into the nearest chair and says,...
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette...
There was a man who had three girlfriends, But he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and...
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A little boy once put his hand into a jar. The jar was full of nuts. He tried to take out as many as his hand...
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, Received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions. Stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees....
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says, “Come with me, and I will...
when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his...
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show. The...
A camel dealer reached a village to sell fine animals at a very good price. Everyone bought one, Mr,Hoosep. Some time later, the village received a...
