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There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were...
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The...
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy her a pack of cigarettes. The man thinks that sounds like a great idea,...
Now there was a certain old Owl who had become very cross and hard to please as she grew older, Especially if anything disturbed her daily...
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball. The Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the...
A carpenter and his apprentices were traveling through the province of in search of building materials. They saw a giant tree; five men all holding hands...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule: The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He...
Seated in the Yankee Stadium bleachers, he watched as a man swung a stick, Hit a ball and started toward a white bag down the line....
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a...
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20...
Near tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, Who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
