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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One of them...
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The...
Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean. When they spot a windsurfer. The one shark said to the other shark. “Ooh, look, a snack!” Cheers...
A 72-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for...
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room. The grandfather says to his grand daughter; ‘Susie, get me a newspaper, will...
A very wise mother bought her young son a pet hamster for his birthday. He had lots of fun with it and then one day it...
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the...
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies...
A 60 years old billionaire marries a young 25 year old girl… After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage… After a few drinks, billionaire’s...
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.”...
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. “I think it’s raining,” says the man. “No, it’s snowing,” replies...
A woman goes into a restaurant with 15 kids. The kids start goofing around while she’s talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells,...
The Little Johnny going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him, “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do...
A guy brings his pet gorilla to the country club. “I’ll bet anyone here, any amount, my gorilla can beat you in golf” he says. “I’ll...
