Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks,...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
The officer lectures him on how irresponsible it is to be speeding, and does everything he can to get the farmer off-balance. While the trooper is...
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber. The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives,...
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot...
A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
One day a king stepped out of the gates of his palace and found a man standing there. The man had a plump chicken in his...
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently...
A seven years old and a four years old kids are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the seven years old, “I think it’s...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our...
Little Johnny failed law & decided to make a deal with professor. Little Johnny: sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: yes. Little Johnny; if...
The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fishes for decades. So to feed the Japanese population,...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine. That would...
I recently visited Tala Game Reserve, in KwaZulu-Natal, with my mother. We spent a few hours driving around looking for game, but were disappointed in that...
A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the...
Hodja had a dream. A man knocked at his door and asked if he could spend the night in his house. He said he would pay...
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave...
A Guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....