Jean was out walking with his grandfather in Paris. At one point, they saw a shoemaker being insulted by a customer who claimed that there was...
Doctor, the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,”...
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
When in Mexico… well, I’ll leave that up to you after reading this story! A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day...
Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road....
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The...
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those...
One evening, a family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, And...
During one of Bankei’s classes, a pupil was caught stealing. All the disciples demanded he be expelled, but Bankei did nothing. The following week, the pupil...
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt...
Donald Trump was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an...
He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes later an...
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand, So they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need...
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to feeding milk her baby. The...
His wife asks him “So what happened?” The husband explains, “I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to...
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the...