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I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and...
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well,” replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader...
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship… With him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit of...
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of...
Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks,...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
The officer lectures him on how irresponsible it is to be speeding, and does everything he can to get the farmer off-balance. While the trooper is...
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber. The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives,...
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot...
A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
One day a king stepped out of the gates of his palace and found a man standing there. The man had a plump chicken in his...
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently...
A seven years old and a four years old kids are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the seven years old, “I think it’s...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our...
Little Johnny failed law & decided to make a deal with professor. Little Johnny: sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: yes. Little Johnny; if...
The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fishes for decades. So to feed the Japanese population,...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine. That would...
I recently visited Tala Game Reserve, in KwaZulu-Natal, with my mother. We spent a few hours driving around looking for game, but were disappointed in that...
