Little Johnny says, “All right,I got one. There’s a horse and chicken playing in the meadow and the horse falls into the quicksand. He says ‘Hurry...
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the devil that they don’t belong here. The devil, bored, makes them...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, Tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book,...
A dog gets lost into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution. “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind...
Eliza says to the other two, “You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and some...
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until. one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from...
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota...
While watching the World Series the two pondered if baseball existed in heaven. “You think heaven will have baseball?,” asked Jake. “I certainly hope so!,” Johnny...
An anthropologist studying the habits and customs of an African tribe found himself surrounded by children most days. So he decided to play a little game...
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter. How he had managed to live so long? The man contemplated that question and...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
A traveling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival meetings, when he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a...
A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband. Dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s...
Every town he visits, he manages to find a game. One night he’s led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is...
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make...
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first. He will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has...
The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill...
A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection. The stone cutter asked him what inscription he would like on...
She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where she is greeted by a banker. “Hi, Sir. I would like to take out a...