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A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which...
Robin Hood: “HALT!” “I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!” Peasant: “I have...
In the piece, there’s a long passage of about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that whole...
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son...
Buddha was sitting under the tree with his students. A man comes and he spits at Buddha. He wipes up his face then he asks him,...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy ?” she...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to...
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave...
It was about a month ago when a woman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest. “Forgive me Father, for...
An old Arab story goes that two boys – one rich and the other poor – were returning home from the market. The rich boy bought...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is,...
There was a little boy who loved caterpillars. One day he found one, took him home and made a home for him. He watched this caterpillar...
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to...
A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up. The RJ said, “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do...
