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Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I...
The Little Boy Asked For A 10 Speed Mountain Bike… but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes...
Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bing’s complained to one of her superiors, Miss Manners, that...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
Nasreddin Hodja was lying in the shade of an ancient walnut tree. His body was at rest, but, befitting his calling as an imam, his mind...
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks...
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”...
It was an incredibly hot day, and a lion was feeling very hungry. He came out of his den and searched here and there. He could...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
A Vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground. So large that they can’t see the bottom...
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,...
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year If he didn’t speak for two years, the following...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, “What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?” “Well…” said the...
Something that this captain knows all too well. A ship was traveling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching...
