A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”...
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got...
They stop at a gun shop to get all the gear they will need. The clerk helping them out decided to have a little fun with...
A disciple asked Hejasi: I want to know what is the most funny thing about human beings. Hejasi said: That they always think crooked: they’re in...
While showing off his new apartment to friends one night. A drunk man led the way to his bedroom where there was a huge clock on...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for...
She started thinking about her grandparents… but what about her grandparents’ parents? And their parents? Thoughtfully, she asked her mother, “Mom, where do people come from?...
One of them is extremely smart, one is average, and one is extremely stupid. One day, it is the extremely smart one’s turn to catch and...
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
“Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results....
The owner tells him he has good news and bad news. “The good news is that a man dropped by the studio today and put in...
After settling in, she decides to message her friend. “Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office and into a beautiful new...
An elderly lady called the hospital to ask about a patient who was being cared for. “Hello, I’d like some information on a patient, her name...
The husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the...
Luis Fernandez is going to spy on the training of Nantes and at the end, he goes to see the coach, Suaudeau, and asks him; ─...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
After swearing loyalty to the Captain and crew, and receiving his daily list of duties, the new recruit is brought up onto the poop deck to...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...