A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work c*cktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman entered. She was so striking that the man...
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and...
A carpenter and his apprentices were travelling through the province of Qi in search of building materials. They saw a giant tree; five men all holding...
The female brain works on a different tangent than male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between,...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A poor slave, ill-treated by his master, runs away to the forest. There he comes across a lion in pain because of a thorn in his...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water,...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which...
Seated in the Yankee Stadium bleachers, he watched as a man swung a stick, hit a ball and started toward a white bag down the line....
A merchant sent his son to learn the Secret of Happiness from the wisest of men. The young man wandered through the desert for forty days...
As tradition dictates, upon entering his Zen master’s house, the disciple left his shoes and umbrella outside. “I saw through the window that you were arriving,”said...
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one...
Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior – known for his complete...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo. She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, Sleeveless with straps....
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles...
when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, “Peanuts Popcorn Cracker Jack.” Castro didn’t break his stride but a few minutes later, a second...
A high school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in...