Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because...
A boy who was suffering from cancer had lived his whole life inside the house being taken care of by his mother. One day, he wanted...
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack:...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Two men were marooned on an Island. One man passed back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself....
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing but sit around croaking in...
The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs Williams, do you know who I...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, call girl and even murder!” The...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said, “You just had breakfast?” “Yes.” she replied. “Well, the...