Relationship Jokes
An Old Couple Enters A Cafe In Normandy
The couple are clearly tourists, and when the couple sits down at a table.
The waitress noticed that the old man is missing a part of his leg.
Curious, the waitress approaches them and decides to ask why.
After asking the question the old woman answers,
Stating that her husband fought in the war and lost his leg and most of his hearing on the beach.
Not far from here during the landing at Normandy.
Upon hearing this the waitress rushes to the kitchen without taking their order.
Only to show up again moments;
Later with a laden service tray, and starts to put sandwiches, pancakes, cakes as well as 2 cups of coffee on the table.
Confused the elderly lady tells the waitress.
That they didn’t order this and don’t have enough money with them to pay for all of this.
“Don’t worry miss,
I spoke with my boss and since your husband lost his leg while fighting in the war all of this is free.”
The woman smiles in gratitude and leans towards her husband to repeat.
What the waitress just said directly into his ear after which he starts smiling as well,
Shakes the waitress her hand in gr-attitude and says: