A 72-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for...
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.”...
A guy brings his pet gorilla to the country club. “I’ll bet anyone here, any amount, my gorilla can beat you in golf” he says. “I’ll...
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse...
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because...
A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought...
He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find. The irritated man on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...