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An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest. The art teacher shows the...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some...
There was a swimming competition to cross the English Channel by only being allowed to do the breaststroke. The three women who entered the race were...
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A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the...
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no...
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember...
Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist. “My husband,” she said, “is convinced he’s a chicken. He goes around squawking constantly and sleeps on a...
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....