A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could...
A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man...
One day an old lady walked into the doctor’s office and was shown into a room. When the doctor came in and asked what the problem...
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough.” “Dad, what are...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of...
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
A man went to an upscale Manhattan restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress brought it out, he exclaimed, “What is this?” The waitress said, “Why,...