A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
A wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed...
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he...
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out,...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...