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Dave is in the court because of domestic violence. “These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge. “Is this true?” “Yes,”...
I pull up at a gas station in broad way to get a water. As I got out now. I can’t make this up. I noticed...
Three nuns are traveling in a bus when it crashes… All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates,...
Two armadillos are walking through Sahara. Above them, a flock of anvils is flying. “Where are you folks flying to?” First armadillo asks. “To Morocco” replies...
I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view mirror. “It’s £40 if you throw up on my seats.” I...
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, And then give the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze...
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A young guy called tommy bought a horse from a farmer. For $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day....
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, You hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell...