A little boy once put his hand into a jar. The jar was full of nuts. He tried to take out as many as his hand...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight...
A panda walks in to a restaurant. The panda orders his meal. And he eats it. The waiter comes back and hands him the check and...
I was out fishing yesterday. When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me, Then I will turn into your faithful mistress. I looked down and...