The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, And then give the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze...
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A young guy called tommy bought a horse from a farmer. For $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day....
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, You hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell...
And towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. “You’ve done very well so far,” Said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for...
The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked....
Two men take a short cut through the cemetery late at night… And decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of...
What’s more, the pig, expertly manoeuvring the sheep into a pen, Has only three legs. “Excuse me,” says the man to the farmer, “But why has...
I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She...