Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian’s. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to...
You have a father he becomes a father-in-law. You have a son he becomes a son-in-law. You have a daughter she becomes a daughter-in-law. You have...
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped out of...
A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him....
Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him...
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. “Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...