Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before,...
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire, going to...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...