Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the...
Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One of them...
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room. The grandfather says to his grand daughter; ‘Susie, get me a newspaper, will...
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the...
A woman goes into a restaurant with 15 kids. The kids start goofing around while she’s talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells,...
At the zoo, a kid says to his mother Jokingly: “mom, look, look, that monkey looks really like my brother”. His mother looked at him and...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off....
An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She is overjoyed as she was a devoted Catholic and going to Heaven was her life’s dream. Once...
After being married for 25 years, a husband took a moment to look at his wife and said, “Twenty-five years ago, we had a modest apartment,...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...