A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He...
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her...
A old aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. “It’s terrible,” she said to the doctor. “I...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!! Everyone was curious...
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You...
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site: Paddy says to Murphy. “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs...