I took my 13-year-old son with me to a large charity barbecue. A few thousand people there and several different rib joints you can sample. It...
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave!...
Everyone asked a 100 year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: “I’ll tell you you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years....
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you....
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Johnny. “Nope,” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our lovemaking relations?” After a...