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Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house. “Talking Dog For...
Lucy & John were recently attending church services at The Villages. About halfway through, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote...
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
Which of these can you imagine your mum saying? 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each...
Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You...
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with...
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy...
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to...
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for...
There was a young couple very much in love. On the night before they were to be married, both were killed in an automobile accident. They...
Geography of a Woman: Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and 30,...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more...
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could have...
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I...
While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets...
Psycologists say that there is one thing humans can never get right. Hear someone on the phone and portray them exactly how they are. So a...
