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One day a man was walking through the forest when he encountered a goblin. The goblin shouted at the man and said: “Foolish mortal, you trespass...
Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a b_tch is seven. Three plus six,...
A little old lady checked into a hotel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men...
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have...
As Forrest approaches the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him. “Ah, welcome, Mr. Gump. We’ve been anxiously awaiting your arrival.” Forrest looked intently, not quite sure...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...
A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a...
Johns tennis elbow was hurting one morning so he decided to go see the doctor. When he gets to the office he is asked to take...
A State Government Employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents...
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and...
The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to...
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
Dear Mom and Dad, It has been three months now since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and I am very sorry...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: ” Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently...
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
