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Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny’s family was...
Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it’s his wife’s birthday today. At lunch, Marvin goes to...
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold, the...
Little Johnny had not studied for his life science exam. The teacher in the one room school house was giving an oral exam. “What are the...
There was this blonde city-girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a farmer...
My husband and I went through the McDonald’s driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed...
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her...
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse...
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the...
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the...
One night a man has a dream that he died and went to heaven. He sat next to another man on a bench and began talking....
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make...
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went to play golf one day. They were about to tee off on the first hole. The...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
Walmart recently installed a medical kiosk and for $10 it would diagnose any condition through a urine sample. When my friend went with a sore elbow,...
A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s...
“Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man. “Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been born with red hair....
I took my 13-year-old son with me to a large charity barbecue. A few thousand people there and several different rib joints you can sample. It...
