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3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i...
One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m...
Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered...
An Australian asks a travel agent what’s the cheapest possible vacation to London that lets him see everything. “I have a whole evening in Dubai on...
I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of art. It was of a fox. Every stroke on the painting...
Today I went to the children’s daycare for my first day of work there. When I walked in a kid asked if he could have an...
Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid...
My buddies and I where out for a night on the town. We ended up at a high end bar with a dress code. All my...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he...
Nurse: “Do you have siblings?” Me: “Yes, a younger brother.” Nurse: “Does he have any medical issues?” Me: “He broke his finger on his right hand...
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...
My son’s teacher has been giving him poor marks for grammar. At a parent-teacher conference, she was really lording it over me. “You know, I consulted...
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he...
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. “BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries. “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” The...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.” The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.”...
