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A man get a call girl and during a particularly good love making session decides to eat her out. During his meal he notices a piece...
A hideous little orc is in the kingdom’s capital, looking to acquire medicine for his sick mom. Nobody can stand the sight of him, with some...
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The...
An ant is lying in its deathbed in North Korea. He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time....
A man goes to the circus and sees a line of people. A man goes to the circus and sees a line of people. It extends...
Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the...
A preacher, a lawyer, and a doctor all do deer hunting. They go for a few hours without seeing anything, and then they all spot an...
Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day. He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church. Because of...
A scientist is asked by the government to create the first teleporter. Knowing that this will be an incredibly hard task, the scientist devotes every day...
A wife is running in the park And takes a break to stretch near two men. As she’s stretching, a beautiful woman passes all three of...
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, “Just a minute, I’ll be right back.” He goes...
A guy’s partner called him late at night worried that he wasn’t home yet Partner: Where have you been? It’s near 3 am. And you sound...
3 Archers are competing at a contest to find out which one of them is the best archer. Thunderous applause. thousands of people watching. The first...
The $50 Cruise A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way...
After returning from his honeymoon… …with his bride Virgina, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop inJersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi,...
Three men attend a job interview to join the FBI. The first man walked into the office, and the FBI agent who was conducting the interview...
Four freshman partied too hard during a music festival and unable to make it back for their final exam the next day As they drove back...
Ole and Sven are invited to a costume party with their girlfriends. The party invitation says to come dressed as an emotion. After a day of...
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 or so and I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy....
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time...
