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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to...
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They...
Jonesey bought a donkey from Brathwaite, an old farming partner for $300 Brathwaite agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. One day later Brathwaite drove...
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the...
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the...
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have...
A rich cheapskate hires a local handyman from the want ads. The handyman shows up in overalls, chewing a piece of straw in his teeth. “What...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls...
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand...
One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you...
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren’t as many violators this day as usual. The...
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the...
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
Roosevelt, Stalin, Mussolini, and Hitler are on a plane. They want to break the tension amongst the countries, so they decide to go on a retreat...
There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” the finale had the following three incidents… Third Place “It was the day...
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
