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Joke Title: Mr. Paddy Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his assistant Paddy. “I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday...
A group of racist Americans imprison a Mexican and plan to take him out The Mexican insists he became an American citizen. The Americans promise to...
An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter...
An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time,… And told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a marriage conference, Frank and his wife Ann...
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I could...
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter. A little girl in the...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty...
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department...
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
An ugly old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by...
