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An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate […]
An woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. […]
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. […]
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A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly […]
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out […]
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and […]
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. […]