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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: ‘What does the cow say?’ Child: ‘Moooo!’ Mother: ‘Great! What does...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” ”Dogs...
A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by...
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? Well dear…a mommy and...
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying, “God bless...
The traveling salesman’s car broke down in the country and he knocked on the farmhouse door. When the farmer opened the door, the salesman said, “Sir,...
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates he was asked by the gatekeeper, “Have you ever committed a sin...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of...
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,...
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to...
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
An old drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to...
