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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball. The Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the...
A carpenter and his apprentices were traveling through the province of in search of building materials. They saw a giant tree; five men all holding hands...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule: The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He...
Seated in the Yankee Stadium bleachers, he watched as a man swung a stick, Hit a ball and started toward a white bag down the line....
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a...
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20...
Near tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, Who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper. Help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, Jumps into the air waving his front legs,...
Aikido master demanded intensive training, But never allowed his pupils to compete with other martial-arts academies. They all complained among themselves but no-one ever had the...
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just...
A man is in a bar and falling off his bench every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was very long. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for...
A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention...
