A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly...
An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/ to the cashier, a young girl. Cashier: old lady, you should withdraw...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards...
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, “In my house, I am the boss. I say when the...
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....