A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s...
A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my make love drive lowered.” “Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97....
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out...
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll have...
Dumb Johnny is sitting in class. His teacher, Miss Izakunteetair hates Dumb Johnny. She always puts him in the back of the class and can’t stand...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, And wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...