A television crew comes to the farm to interview the shepherd about his daily routine. “Our viewers would like to know what a regular day here...
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no...
A waiter takes an order from a customer who requests half a Caesar salad… The waiter responds, “Well, we offer a small and a large. Would...
When a guy, known for causing trouble, walked in. He sat down, called me over, and said, “Give me a 21-year-old drink, please.” I nodded, and...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run ten miles a day for thirty days, assuring her she’d shed...
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched in shock as her ball flew straight toward a group of...
Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.. Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...