An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her skinny legs...
Three contractors were submitting estimates to replace a large amount of fencing in a large country house. The estate manager got them all together so that...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes and bang all 150 hens. The farmer is...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The...
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies...