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Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his...
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said, “Since you have died...
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his...
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:”I would very much like...
Death: It’s your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i don’t touch you then I’ll never die! Death: Holy shit! You...
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s...