Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said, “Since you have died...
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his...
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:”I would very much like...
Death: It’s your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i don’t touch you then I’ll never die! Death: Holy shit! You...
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s...
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the...
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end...
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler” the rich woman said? “A set of...
One day a man was walking through the forest when he encountered a goblin. The goblin shouted at the man and said: “Foolish mortal, you trespass...