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The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the...
During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk. He’s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:...
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“I will answer one question for you.” The woman thinks and then asks “How long will I live?” You will live to be 101.” God answers...
A substitute teacher gets a job in the city. In the lesson of the day the the teacher begins talking about farm animals and finds himself...
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