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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
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