A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his...
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first...