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Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s...
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out...
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Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...