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The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed...
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass. At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine,...
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gentleman suggested the young one accompany him...
A man had the worst day of his life, so he decided to go to the new bar… the bar was located on the roof of...
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone But discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son Little Johnny to...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
There was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the...
A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12....
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy… The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...
A guy had a dog that kept getting into the neighbors backyard. The neighbor would come over, banging on the door,screaming,”Your dog has been in my...
Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,.. Mainly because there were two girls...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on make love. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on...
Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,.. Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday...
