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The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,… made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question...
A couple went to a make love therapists office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us having...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment,...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch with...
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door....
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table… He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has scrwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and...
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the...
There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift And he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie, so he...
