A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first...
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an...
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he...
A Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician....
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...