A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly...
An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/ to the cashier, a young girl. Cashier: old lady, you should withdraw...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards...