The Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the...
The little housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...
A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his...
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...