This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, “In my house, I am the boss. I say when the...
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental...
A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day to find a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...