An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom smothered steak. But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you...
An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him,...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married. And settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. And decided to...
Sarah and her 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Sarah’s parents, trying to...
A man is at work one day when he notices. That his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are...
A man walks in through the front door after work… and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing. “Woah woah...
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only. The wife and the 9 kids are...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom. And knowing his...