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John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced “Please prepare for a crash landing “. The first lady put on all her jewelry...
An guy was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp me?”...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her skinny legs...
Three contractors were submitting estimates to replace a large amount of fencing in a large country house. The estate manager got them all together so that...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...