She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from...
Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, Then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be...
Youngster mocks 71 year old man…to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus...
Moishe goes into a police station to report that his wife Rebecca is missing. Moishe: “I’ve lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, Finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
An Eagle, swooping down on powerful wings, seized a lamb in her talons and made off with it to her nest. A Jackdaw saw the deed,...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin. While the youngest son is short with black...
The bartender says, “Let me see and I’ll consider it.” So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster....
The trooper asks the clown, “Why were you driving so fast?” The clown says, “I’m headed to going for a circus show and I don’t want...
An Irishman was terribly overweight, So his doctor put him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, Then skip a day,...
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, Will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
So he goes to the computer and realizes, That an engineer accidentally landed up in hell. He gets on the phone to the Devil. Peter: “So,...
Well, late one afternoon, The Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately...
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously. When the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it...
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom smothered steak. But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you...
An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him,...
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter,...