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Paddy and murphy were watching a John Wayne movie: Paddy said to Murphy. “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse...
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, “Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No We have only canned and...
The fleas in the jar story is a great analogy for, How we create paradigms in our lives and end up limiting our potential. If you...
A man was being sold a very cheap suit. But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the...
A Samurai who was known for his nobility and honesty, went to visit a Zen monk to ask him for his advice. When the monk had...
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an...
Once, there was a farmer who regularly sold butter to a baker. One day, the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
As a crowded airliner is about to take off. The peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health,...
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man...
One day this Swedish guy walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency, holds up a page out of a newspaper, and says: “You say in...
Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He called...
Mr. Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
A Trumpeter during a battle ventured too near the enemy and was captured by them. They were about to proceed to put him to death when...
They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, the husband flew...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
